What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

So they tried

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Engineers turn toxic ancient tomb fungus into anti-cancer drug - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Several Psychiatric Disorders Share The Same Root Cause, Study Finds - ScienceAlert

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.