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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:21

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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
So they tried
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Engineers turn toxic ancient tomb fungus into anti-cancer drug - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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2025 Freestyle Wrestling U20 World Team Trials Results - FloWrestling
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Several Psychiatric Disorders Share The Same Root Cause, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.